Knock, Knock, Jokes for kids
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Plato,
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Felix,
Felix who?
Felix-cited all over.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Myth,
Myth who?
Myth you too.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there,
Lucy,
Lucy who?
Lucy lastic makes your pants fall down.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Police,
Police who?
Police open the door.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Roland,
Roland who?
Roland stone gathers no moss.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Yoga,
Yoga who?
Yoga what it takes.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Utica,
Utica who?
Utica high road and I’ll take the low road.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Barbara,
Barbara who?
Barabara black sheep, have you any wool.
Can you add any more to the list?