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After Dinner Speaker Chuckle The Clown

Hazel and I had a lovely evening at the Knavesmire in York. It’s a special place for us as we were married in York Minster. I had been booked as an after dinner speaker and had been asked to give a talk and demonstration as Chuckle The Clown. There were about two hundred people in attendance and we enjoyed a first class meal. The food was delicious and the service was excellent. After the meal there were a few short speeches and a couple of presentations, then a comfort break before I was on. I was given an excellent introduction which explained who I was and all about my back ground and business.

My talk was in three parts.

I began with Punch and Judy as this was how I started out. I did the story about swallowing the swazzle and how it turned up again when I was in the loo. I then got onto clowning and how I went to the USA to learn the basics.

Next I had a couple of guys hold up a screen whilst I changed into my clown costume. Then a make up demonstration resulting in me in full clown slap. After this I showed off a few props and had a few folk out to try their hand.

The last part was audience participation under the pretext of a clowning masterclass. We did feather balancing, musical chairs, a clown band, marshmallow eating and as the grand finale, a custard pie demo. Unfortunately this went terribly wrong and the only one who got pied was me, several times! ( or perhaps this was the plan? )

We ended up with a mass clown dance before I took a bow and retired.

It was all great fun and I had loads of very positive feedback afterwards. It seems that most people really enjoyed themselves.

Hazel and I were the last to leave as we had lots of people coming up to talk to us so we couldn’t pack up until they’d all gone.

A very good night, though late home, after 1am.

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Tyre Event Is Anything But Tiring!

North Eastern Tyre and Exhaust Ltd held a Grand Opening of their new branch HiQ at 147 Gelderd Road, Leeds, at the weekend. The event was a great success and customers and friends enjoyed the hospitality and entertainment provided. Hazel was there Face Painting and took  these photos during her breaks.

Racing Car

Racing Car

Hog Roast

Hog Roast

Subaru Simulator

Football Game

Football Game

The Toyo Twins

Hope you enjoyed the photos. Feel free to comment. Thanks.

Cancer | Help Wanted

I received this information this morning. It is about a lady called Jo who has cancer and is trying to raise £30,000. I don’t know the lady but thought it might help if we all circulated the details. There is a web site and a Facebook page giving more information about the family and Jo’s music etc.

“My name is Jo and I am 32 years old. I have a beautiful and very lively daughter who is about to turn 3 years old, a wonderful, loving husband and supportive family. My life is perfect except for the fact that I have secondary breast cancer that is in my bones and just last week we have discovered that it has also travelled to my liver. The Doctors have offered my last hope which is a forth gruelling dose of chemotherapy in the hope of extending my life but there is no cure for this condition available on the NHS.

I have discovered a treatment centre founded on the work of Dr Issels which has had miraculous affects in treating cancer patients with conditions even as advanced as mine but the treatment is expensive. I need £30,000 to complete their month long immunotherapy program in Mexico and I need to go as soon as possible. With the amazing goodwill of family, friends and complete strangers we have so far managed to raise a massive £7000 but we have a long way to go and no time to waste.

You can donate or learn about my story at we have a facebook page of the same name for updates, information and events you can attend.

I am a musician and you can buy my music on line at all major on line like itunes or amazon if you search for  Joanne Maleki Jones. I have a single called ‘Seize This Day’ or you can buy the album called ‘Acoustic Diva’ all proceeds go towards the fund.”